how is a b*tch supposed to have any motivation when its pitch black at 4pm 😩
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i think the minimum wage should be 10000 dollars
Per what
second
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me: *washes my face* for Jonathan Van Ness
buss down thortiana
thor: hrrrrnnggh avengers im trying to sneak around but im dummy thicc and the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting thanos
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the reason why people are so hard to read is because they are composed of the letters a, t, c, and g in random sequences and as im sure you know, that doesn’t spell anything
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it really be light outside until 7pm now, goodbye seasonal depression u dumb bitch
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